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The Art of Making Love !?
The Art of Making Love: Read and learn The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end. The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes. The Jewish man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours. The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?"テつ The Jewish man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."
Public Comments
- LOL
- :)
- I like jewish people
- lol! that is funny!
- lol
- eeeeeewwwww......and what is the question??
- LOL
- Oh, this is too good. You can be sure when I tell this joke to my hubby he'll be laughing for a few DAYS! Now how will the Italian and the Frenchman take that?
- Cute.
- cool i like that thanx for the two points!
- Sweet!
- hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha thats the funny shit right there. :]
- haha
- LOL! this ones going to work tomorrow.
- =D
- ha ha thats a good one!
- I wonder if the Mexican rubbed his wife with picante sauce
- ha ha yea that was funnyish
- Cute!!
- Nice *
- So the lesson is to use olive oil or butter on sheets as they won't stain, but chick fat will? There are all fat/oil in liquid or semi-liquid form. They are all going to satin. Or is the lesson not to wipe your hands on the sheet? Even if they are clean hands and you are just drying them off from the sweat of making love? Call me a man, but I don't get the point.
- WEAAAK!!! not a funny ending.
- sick....lmao........
- I like that one! :)
- LMAO!!!!!!!! I like it.
- not bad
- heheehehehehe star for you
- Good one :D
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- a smile and a giggle to that!!!
- haha thats the best so far!!
