Why Italy

dating rituals (dont want to offend anybody)?

WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you' ve already realized......nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. The point of the story is: DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

Public Comments

1. Awww come on...I'm under the "BLACK WOMEN" list and Hey...He paid my rent by the second date lol..... hahahaha
2. that's hilarious!!! yep, irish women are pretty wild!!!! (jokz) i wonder which category i fit into???? (i'm french) cheers!!
3. Ha ha ha ha as an Irish gal I take NO offence to that, that's so funny...Jewish woman lol, thanks for starting my day with a great joke I'm gonna pretend I made up!!!!!!! STAR!!!! :-)
4. again u deserve a star!! great going.
5. LOL chinese women hahahaha glad i don't fit into that stereotype :P nice one. u get a star :)
6. LOL Brilliant
7. haha great! though you did forget Welsh women! lol
8. poor chinese...but you gotta understand them. if they have more thank 2 kids, the government makes them pa big time...the consequences of your ancestors having too much unprotected sex (no room for your mistakes) and mexicans are a kid factory...i think it's due to the tequila indians - you forgot fourth date: find another wife damn i'm glad i'm white...(and i'm pretty sure my bf is too)
9. very very funny, one of the best i have heard thanks for sharing. here is another star for you *.
10. lol that's so right
11. hahahaa im indian and that doesnt necessarily happen anymore.....but its still funny <3 love it! 5 stars!
12. oh lol i feel bad, i under black women too but good one lol