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Italian men spelling mississippi?

A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more." "You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."

Public Comments

  1. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
  2. LMAO!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAA that was funny, i have to send that to my friend in Italy!!!
  3. Its what is in your mind. Funny!
  4. Heehee..I geddit..!
  5. hahaha!!!lol!=)
  6. Nice job, again!! Keep 'em coming.
  7. Classic!!! I'm adding that to my "routine"...Thanks for the laugh!
  8. hahaha........................ nice................. good for you
  9. lol, When I heard this it was about two Indian guys haha
  10. lol, i had to read that one twice.
  11. Good one!!! Never heard it before. thanks.
  12. i guess its only funny to ppl wjo stereotype italians and dont know what an authentic italian accent sounds like, me being italian know that that would not have played out like that
  13. loooooooooool dat was a gd 1 lmao
  14. funny but heard that one before
  15. That's pretty damn awesome! Loved it!!
  16. Heard it before. Didn't think it was that funny.
  17. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!
  18. haha that made me laugh
  19. v.funny! aint heard that before. nice to have something original now and again!
  20. like it
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